I’m giving up my diet for Lent

But only because I heart Jesus.

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c/o galleryoftheabsurd | Original Post Permalink

On another note, Poor Star. She got the axe again. Sista can’t keep a job. You may not have even known she had a show on CourtTV/TruTV (oh who am I kidding… you knew… you just didn’t watch it) but it was cancelled this week. I really only watched “The View” a handful of times when she was on there as I always had a job, but I kinda liked her. Smart, spunky big girl–kinda like… (FITB). She’s a little weird looking now, but whatevs… 

I thought it was kinda sheisty the way Bawbwa Wawa tried to do her at the end, so I’m not mad at her for leaving the show on her terms. But I do think she’s a media attention ho. I’m sure she’ll be ok financially–she and her wife don’t pay for anything themselves anyway. What stinks is that my good bud Jeremy Schachter (yes, THE Jeremy Schachter… who’d you think I meant… that OTHER loser?) was the MOS correspondent for her show and now he’s out of a gig (or at least he’s out of one of them.) Check out his site for clips, cause I’m sure you didn’t see that ish when it was on TV–hence the plug pull.

Anyway, not a lot to blog about today. Laterz.

Everywhere is war

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Happy Birthday Bob!

Y’all thought I forgot. Never never ever. Every year (check for yourself) I make sure to acknowledge Bob Marley’s birthday. He is my No. 1 most favoritest musician of all time. (Stevie is No. 1 and a half.)

A lot has been made–I’ve posted it on this blog–about the video and song Will.i.am put together based on Barack Obama’s speech after the New Hampshire primary. It was/is awesome. But in case you weren’t aware, Bob Marley did the same thing decades ago with one of his most powerful songs ever — WAR. The lyrics for that song were taken directly from a speech Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie made before the United Nations. The lyrics are as follows — and they ring as true today as ever:

Until the philosophy which hold one race
Superior and another inferior
Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned
Everywhere is war, me say war

That until there are no longer first class
And second class citizens of any nation
Until the color of a man’s skin
Is of no more significance than the color of his eyes
Me say war

That until the basic human rights are equally
Guaranteed to all, without regard to race
Dis a war

That until that day
The dream of lasting peace, world citizenship
Rule of international morality
Will remain in but a fleeting illusion
To be pursued, but never attained
Now everywhere is war, war

And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes
That hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique,
South Africa sub-human bondage
Have been toppled, utterly destroyed
Well, everywhere is war, me say war

War in the east, war in the west
War up north, war down south
War, war, rumors of war

And until that day, the African continent
Will not know peace, we Africans will fight

We find it necessary and we know we shall win
As we are confident in the victory

Of good over evil, good over evil, good over evil
Good over evil, good over evil, good over evil

***Here is a link to the complete original speech, in case you’re interested.***

No thanks, Curtissss…

OK, in case you haven’t seen this yet, 50 Cent endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.

On the O’Reilly Factor.

Curtis, could you PLEASE go somewhere and sit down. Do we really need to give this man any more ammunition? You are effing it up for the rest of us. You are NO LONGER RELEVANT, and nobody believes that you’re registered to vote. I’m sure this is one Hillary’s willing to throw back.

Don’t make me exhume the word…

Yes, we can


If this doesn’t move you… do me a favor and get a soul.

This is possible. We can do it.

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Also, a bunch of people have been asking me where I got my Barack The Vote t-shirts… Well a classmate of mine from Howard started a website, Barackawear.com. He and his sister designed the items and in addition to traveling to primary and caucus states to campaign for Barack, they donate 25% of their profits to the Obama campaign. Support Brandon and Lori and in turn Obama’s campaign.

History in the making.

Duh… everyone knows feces go in the kitchen trashcan

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c/o Passiveagressivenotes.com

Me loves it. I gotta thank the world famous Hillz for putting me onto this site. It brightens even the dreariest days.

Here’s another one that caused me to nearly PIMP… It’s an exchange of passive aggression/aggressiveness… whatever… between a woman and her roomate.

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Okay here’s the response…

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And now… the final word… or so she thought…

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Well, Molly apparently wrote this last note and then sent it to the Web site to show the whole world how she TOLD her roomate. She was probably feeling pretty good about herself… “Yeah, take that, ho…” Except… she spelled faucet wrong, which is hilarious to me because she got it right the first time. And if she was trying to get the last word in this cold war of bitchiness after her roommate criticized her spelling, you’d think she’d have spell checked her work. At least she got ‘peeve’ right the second time. The roommate probably didn’t post another note because this one said it better than she ever could have.

Game, set, match… Julie.

Have a great weekend, y’all. You’re welcome.