Mood Gusic

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Wevie Stunder.

That’s what I call Stevie Wonder… because you can make up silly names for people when you’re best friends like I am with Stevie.

Anyway, last weekend when I was in NY, I had some time to kill and I dropped by this bar in the financial district — I think the name of the bar was “Bar & Food”. At least that’s what the sign said on the outside… :) When I got in there, there was a nice little crowd at the bar and the music on the jukebox was great. As each new song came on, the older bartender guy took a lotta pride in letting everyone know that he’s the one who selected the songs… in a particular order for a particular reason. I remember hearing “Always and Forever” by Heatwave and “Johnny Was” by Bob Marley. Not sure what the narrative was supposed to be as the former is a love song and the latter is a song about a woman whose son was just shot dead in the street… But I digress… The last song that came on while I was still in the bar was one of my favorite Wevie songs ever ever. Joy Inside My Tears… Man I hadn’t heard that song in literally over a decade.

So I sang.

In full voice.

And people stared — no doubt in disbelief at my non-embarrassment . But I didn’t care. Jack wouldn’t let me care… Cause it’s a great song! Six and a half minutes of ear yummies… I loaded it on to my iPod last nite and I’ve been listening to it on repeat for the past 33 minutes. Songs in the Key of Life. If you don’t have it. Get it. Today. Cause when music hits you “there” there’s nothing better.

When I was a kid, in the house we lived in in Jersey, my Dad built these wooden bins along the walls and floorboards in the downstairs of the house. And they were filled with records separated by alphabet tabs and by genre. You could sit in the family room and literally be surrounded by music. I remember my dad putting on a record and asking, “Who’s that, Boont?” And I’d be like Count Basie or Coltrane… And sometimes he’d let me pick one and he’d play it. No matter what it was. My love for music–GOOD music–goes back as long as I can remember. And I thank my parents for it.

My Grandma used to call me the “Disco Baby” and Saturday mornings growing up meant Mom and Dad dancing to 45’s and Felix Hernandez on the Rhythm Revue on WBGO Jazz 88 in NYC. I miss those days. Not that there isn’t any good music around anymore. But it sure is getting harder and harder to find.

Live at Gotham

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This past Wednesday I went back up to NYC for my Live at Gotham taping. Woo-hoo!!! We had to get in town the day before the taping just to make sure we were there and there were no problems. An extra free nite in a funky little NYC hotel? No complaints outta me. They put us up at the Maritime hotel. The hotel was in Chelsea and it was really cute. The rooms were a little small, but the space was gorgeous and they really went all the way with the cruise ship theme. Note the windows. I wish I had taken photos of my cabin/room and the shower. Then you’d really see what I meant.

Anyway, on Wednesday nite, the best friend Michelle who works in the city came by the hotel to evaluate outfit choices before we headed out to dinner. She picked the same outfit everyone else (including the wardrobe manager at Comedy Central) did. Of course it was my second choice, but ended up working well in the end. Then we went out to this Thai Restaurant a couple blocks away from the hotel. It was yummy. Good choice us! When were done eating, Mich had to hop the bus back to Hackensack and I had a show to get to.

My management had a benefit show going on that nite at Stand-Up NY, so me and the two other guys from the agency that were taping the show on Thursday –Nate Bargatze and Mike Vecchione — were on the show as a warm-up. Also on the show were Todd Barry, Rich Vos, Kevin Brennan and Jeff Ross. I was almost scared to talk to Jeff because I’ve seen him rip so many people to shreds at roasts, in my head I’m assuming he’s gonna start busting on me as soon as I introduce myself… Of course he didn’t and seemed like a really cool guy. Oh how I love NY. Continue reading →

Black Comedy Experiment Family Reunion Homecoming Revival Festival

Sorry I’m just now getting around to writing about this… I’ve had a pretty busy week. Last Saturday I went up to NYC to take part in the Black Comedy Experiment Festival.

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3 days, 40 great comics, 16 amazing shows showcasing the diversity of the Black comedy diaspora (not sure if it’s proper to use diaspora in this context, but I just did, so deal.)

I only went up for the last nite of shows. I was on a show called Chicks and Giggles with Abbi Crutchfield, Robin Cloud and Hadiyah Robinson. It was so much fun and played to a packed room. After that I went to the upstairs showroom for Laughing Liberally, hosted by comic and vigilante pundit, Baratunde Thurston. If you don’t know Baratunde, please check him out. He’s awesome. He has an amazing blog, he’s written a few books, speaks all over the country, and is an editor for The Onion. That show featured Leighann Lord, Elon James White (the festival producer) and Charles Star — the festival’s only White act — who was awesome. The last show I caught on Saturday nite was the Shades of Black show featuring Michelle Buteau, Baron Vaughn, Victor Varnado, Elon James White and Jason Weems of DC fame, who came up for the show as well.

I had a great time at all of the shows. And I had a bunch of friends from Howard that came out to see my shows and stayed for the rest of the nite and had a blast too! Finally got a chance to actually meet a lot of the comics I’ve exchanged e-mails with or just heard of. It was like an awesome young Black comedians homecoming or family reunion. There were so many shows I didn’t see that I wish I’d gotten the chance to check out… but there’s always next year. Big up to Elon and Baron for putting the festival together. Looking forward to next year. If they’ll have me, I’ll be there.

Future World Champ

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There are some things I’m modest about. Others, not so much.

But lately the thing I’ve found myself most proud of are my AMAZING (and I do mean A-MAAAAY-ZING) parallel parking skills. I promise you I can parallel park in a spot that’s literally too small for my car and still have 3 inches of space in the front and back (and by ‘literally’ of course I mean, I’m a comedian and prone to exaggeration). I secretly love to be in the car with someone who is a poor parallel parker because there’s always a chance they’ll ask me to help them get into a spot.

On more than one occasion, I’ve pulled my car into a particularly tight space on my way to meet friends, and then forced them to come back outside with me and see what a good job I did. I know it’s a disease. I feel like Rain Man… “I’m really an excellent parker. Dad let me drive slow on the driveway.”

But I really am good.

Almost two years ago, I moved into the place I live in now and it’s a one-way street. At first I found it challenging. Why, you ask? Well because I was a much better parallel parker on the right side of the street than on the left… Though I’m sure that even then, I was a better left-side-of-the-street parallel parker than any of you reading this.

Did I mention that I’m also a really big shit talker?

Anyway, the one-way street parking has only enhanced my skills–and what will one day (I’m sure) be a legendary career in parallel parking. Really. There are sports for so many ridiculous things. Why shouldn’t I be able to park competitively? Maybe not in 2012, but I’m gonna petition for that in the 2016 Olympic games for sure. Curling? What? Parking is where it’s at, son.

EJ. Future World Parking Champ. Out.

Now THIS is a comment… Read and learn

Yes, another double dose of blognificence. I couldn’t not share… This is a priceless comment left on a story on The New Republic’s site that I found on the Atlantic’s site… Oh whatever. The post was about the large turnout in the Hawaii caucus. Enjoy.

This just goes to show that Obama only wins in states that hold contested elections. Sure, he wins big in caucus states, he wins big in primary states, he wins big when turnout is low, and he wins big with record-high turnout. But what the Obama-worshipping media is overlooking is that in each of the 25 state contests Obama has won so far, his name appeared on the ballot. It’s time to stop giving Obama a pass on this critical issue.

Remember, if Hillary Clinton wins the Democratic nomination, Barack Obama’s name will not be on the ballot in November. And only Hillary Clinton has demonstrated that she can win when Obama’s name is not on the ballot. In fact, she’s undefeated in contests where Obama is not on the ballot, making her clearly the more electable general-election candidate.

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I’m giving up my diet for Lent

But only because I heart Jesus.

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On another note, Poor Star. She got the axe again. Sista can’t keep a job. You may not have even known she had a show on CourtTV/TruTV (oh who am I kidding… you knew… you just didn’t watch it) but it was cancelled this week. I really only watched “The View” a handful of times when she was on there as I always had a job, but I kinda liked her. Smart, spunky big girl–kinda like… (FITB). She’s a little weird looking now, but whatevs… 

I thought it was kinda sheisty the way Bawbwa Wawa tried to do her at the end, so I’m not mad at her for leaving the show on her terms. But I do think she’s a media attention ho. I’m sure she’ll be ok financially–she and her wife don’t pay for anything themselves anyway. What stinks is that my good bud Jeremy Schachter (yes, THE Jeremy Schachter… who’d you think I meant… that OTHER loser?) was the MOS correspondent for her show and now he’s out of a gig (or at least he’s out of one of them.) Check out his site for clips, cause I’m sure you didn’t see that ish when it was on TV–hence the plug pull.

Anyway, not a lot to blog about today. Laterz.