“I’ve got a nautical theme pashmina afghan.” — by far my favorite line.

Followed closely by:

“I’m on a dolphin/Doin’ flips and s—.”

“F— trees, I climb bouys mother——.”

“Poseidon, look at me-eeee.”

2 thoughts on “I want to be this funny

  1. Ansel

    I’m so upset I havent checked your blog in a couple of weeks…This had me and Trey on the floor in tears yesterday. “I’m on a dolphin…doin flips and s__t”! Classic!

  2. Beckie

    OMG. How did I miss this!! I was done at the tuxedo shorts, but then TPain killed it with the butterfly dance! I’m officially not working anymore today…

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