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Erin Jackson

Akiva Schaffer

I want to be this funny

“I’ve got a nautical theme pashmina afghan.” — by far my favorite line.

Followed closely by:

“I’m on a dolphin/Doin’ flips and s—.”

“F— trees, I climb bouys mother——.”

“Poseidon, look at me-eeee.”

February 9, 2009UncategorizedAkiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, I'm on a boat, Jorma Taccone., SNL digital short, T-Pain View all 2 comments

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