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Erin Jackson

TSA Haiku

December 6, 2013haiku, my travelsairport, bra, haiku, metal detector, TSA, underwire Leave a comment

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Ruby red grapefruit
I’ll get in line when I’m done
Please quit rushing me

I wont push your things
On to the conveyor belt
That’s your job homie

I just got felt up
My bra triggered the alarm
Was it good for you

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