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Erin Jackson

TSA Haiku

December 6, 2013haiku, my travelsairport, bra, haiku, metal detector, TSA, underwire Leave a comment

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Ruby red grapefruit
I’ll get in line when I’m done
Please quit rushing me

I wont push your things
On to the conveyor belt
That’s your job homie

I just got felt up
My bra triggered the alarm
Was it good for you

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One more show tonite and then I head back west tom One more show tonite and then I head back west tomorrow for a week of shows @comedycellarusa Las Vegas. If you're in Sin City come check me out 5/16-5/22!
Love this guy. Back in the day, he was DC comedy's Love this guy. Back in the day, he was DC comedy's collective baby brother. Now he's a movie star! It's been so dope watching you soar, man. Your big homies are so, so proud. ❤️
Awwwww chit! Look whose photo is on the wall at th Awwwww chit! Look whose photo is on the wall at the world famous @comedycellarusa! And right at the bottom of the stairs! I'm in fantastic company and so, so honored. That'll teach me to come to work with a bare face.
IT'S A WRAP (PARTY) on Season 2 of @theupshawsnetf IT'S A WRAP (PARTY) on Season 2 of @theupshawsnetflix! 🎉🎉🎉 I can't wait 'til we can share what we've been cooking up these last seven (7!!!) months! Thank you @iamwandasykes & @reginayhicks for absolutely everything. ❤️ 👈🏾 P.S. Scroll all the way thru to see how big a geek I truly am.
So cool to be invited to perform at my alma mater So cool to be invited to perform at my alma mater @howard1867 for their Howard Night Live event! 🦬❤️💙 On my way out of town, I stopped by to see my buddies @brittryan819 & Murph at their super cute bar @pubandthepeople, but missed them both 😔. I will definitely catch y'all next time! 'Twas a whirlwind trip-- down and back in less than 24 hours. But as the great philosopher, Marla Gibbs, once sang, "There's no place like home." YOU KNOW!!!
Just a little bit. Sike. I want all the respect. 📷: @richisfunny
Last night's dinner + show + shenanigans w/ @like_ Last night's dinner + show + shenanigans w/ @like_a_bostick! She told every place we went it was my birthday, then ate my free desserts and forced me take shots.* We had fun. Mayor Adams was there. The previous two sentences are unrelated. ❤️🕺🏻☺️ Love u girl! *The shot was just water. I faked it for the video 'cause I'm an actor now.
Y'all are looking at a framed copy of the title pa Y'all are looking at a framed copy of the title page of my first-ever produced script signed by our fabulous Upshaws cast!!! "Written by Erin Jackson" has a hella nice ring to it. I'm so grateful for the opportunity to work on such a dope show! ❤️❤️❤️
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Bottomless birthday-ish brunch w/ my boos. 🥂 Th Bottomless birthday-ish brunch w/ my boos. 🥂 Thankful for friends who celebrate you even when you're done celebrating and give you permission to post the photo where you look cute over the one where they look great so you don't have to struggle with the decision. That's friendship. ❤️ @patbrownshow @yamaneika @miacomedy -- we must do it again and again! Thanks so much for coming out in the stupid snow. Love y'all. 😘
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