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Erin Jackson

TSA Haiku

December 6, 2013haiku, my travelsairport, bra, haiku, metal detector, TSA, underwire Leave a comment

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Ruby red grapefruit
I’ll get in line when I’m done
Please quit rushing me

I wont push your things
On to the conveyor belt
That’s your job homie

I just got felt up
My bra triggered the alarm
Was it good for you

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San Francisco! Let's be best friends! Dec. 13-16 @ San Francisco! Let's be best friends! Dec. 13-16 @punchlinesf. Head to bye-oh for info.
Heeey! So grateful for all the new folks here who' Heeey! So grateful for all the new folks here who've asked where they can see me locally (NYC). It's not feasible to post every city set, but most nights, you can find me @comedycellarusa. Showtimes & lineups on their site. Road dates at the link in my bio. Hope to see y'all soon. ❤️
I wasn't going to Homecoming this year. I was gonn I wasn't going to Homecoming this year. I was gonna "next year" it yet again. But I got peer pressured by @diaryofabadblackwoman and @whatsupmari0 while they were at the gate waiting for their flight and decided to drive down to DC after my Friday late show. Quick 24-hour turnaround. But, y'all... Y'ALL! I'M👏🏽SO👏🏽GLAD! Forever and ever. ❤️💙❤️💙
Ran into the homie @comedianlilrel the other night Ran into the homie @comedianlilrel the other night in NY. Always a treat chopping it up with this brotha.
All smiling occurred during the first half. All smiling occurred during the first half.
My Broadway debut! 😑 My Broadway debut! 😑
New people come to my house every day. Shout out t New people come to my house every day. Shout out to all the lazy daters. NOV. 3-4 TRAVERSE CITY, MI @tccomedyclub DEC. 13-16 SAN FRANCISCO, CA @punchlinesf DEC. 22-23 WASHINGTON, DC @dcimprov
Amazing work by the Negotiating Committee and all Amazing work by the Negotiating Committee and all my fellow Guild members! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 A fair deal for SAG-AFTRA soon come.
Sometimes I tell jokes, sometimes I affirm myself. Sometimes I tell jokes, sometimes I affirm myself. A little positive self-talk to kick off the weekend. What kind thing have you said to you today?
I cannot remember the last time I paid to see a st I cannot remember the last time I paid to see a stand-up show, but @alisiddiq is so damn brilliant, I wanted to give him my money. Super fun night out with my cuzzo to see one of theee best comics working. I'm a friend and a fan. 💛 (Hey, Em!)
When the band starts giving you the intro music yo When the band starts giving you the intro music you've secretly been wanting for years. Felt ignorant, might delete.
Butt shots. RIP to this outfit. Butt shots. RIP to this outfit.
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