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Erin Jackson

metal detector

TSA Haiku

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Ruby red grapefruit
I’ll get in line when I’m done
Please quit rushing me

I wont push your things
On to the conveyor belt
That’s your job homie

I just got felt up
My bra triggered the alarm
Was it good for you

December 6, 2013haiku, my travelsairport, bra, haiku, metal detector, TSA, underwire Leave a comment

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I'm a good judge of cleanliness. I'm a good judge of cleanliness.
Long overdue date night w/ the bestie. ❤ She's Long overdue date night w/ the bestie. ❤ She's my fave (love you Mich!) but also, where you at fellas?! She's married and I got a bunch of cute outfits just chilling in the closet.
Tonight at the (other) office. I be forgetting abo Tonight at the (other) office. I be forgetting about portrait mode. I'm wearing a dress. You'll just have to take my word for it.
Super excited to be part of The Upshaws Season 2 W Super excited to be part of The Upshaws Season 2 Writers' Room. I love this show and I've already learned so much from @reginayhicks, @iamwandasykes and all the other writers. I've got a dream job during the day, another one at night... I'm so damned lucky. So very grateful. ❤
Hey, Discovery Plus-ers! Check out #HouseHaunters, Hey, Discovery Plus-ers! Check out #HouseHaunters, the new hidden-camera series from Anthony Anderson! I may or may not be in the first episode. Boo. 👻
From a one-leaf cutting I snagged on Mother's Day, From a one-leaf cutting I snagged on Mother's Day, she's growing into a beauty. She may be my new fave. 🌿 ❤ #Happiness #TheLittleThings
A year ago today! I'm ever grateful to @tiffanyhad A year ago today! I'm ever grateful to @tiffanyhaddish for this opportunity and to have experienced it with these hilarious folks! Luv y'all. ❤
I never take as many photos as I plan to, but this I never take as many photos as I plan to, but this year's @moontowercomedy was a good ass time. Hung with old friends, made some new ones, opened for Maria, went to my first @thegdcomedyjam, peer pressured @erinkfoley into a pedicab and the 🍒 on top was that I got to catch up with my buddy, Alan! K, I'm gonna take a nap, now. I love football, but not enough to watch a Giants game. Ew. ✌🏾
Since y'all probably can't tell, this is my "if yo Since y'all probably can't tell, this is my "if you not offering to exchange the same seat I got in your row, why are you talking to meeee, sir???" face. As the Bible clearly states it's "...an eye for an eye, a window for a window." Guess he'll just have to settle for sitting next to his family at home every day for the rest of his life... #SundaySermon
I'm on a banner. Hey, @michaelkosta! 👋🏽 One I'm on a banner. Hey, @michaelkosta! 👋🏽 One last show for @moontowercomedy tonight with some of the funniest ladies I know (and don't know yet)! Parish. 8p. You should come.
Got to open for @mariabamfordcomedy last nite @moo Got to open for @mariabamfordcomedy last nite @moontowercomedy! Love her so, so much!
Such a treat running into @kevinbozeman1 last nigh Such a treat running into @kevinbozeman1 last night in BK!! You were hilarious as always. Hope to do it again soon, man! Laughing at the bartender tryna get in on our shine.
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