OK, so I’m thinking maybe I should try dieting again…
 
Because this morning on the Today show, they were doing one of those stories on how ‘overweight’ this country is and you know how they always show fat people’s butts walking down crowded city streets?… well lets just say I saw an arse that looked a helluva lot like mine… I KNOW it wasn’t — but the thought alone is enough to drive me back to Atkins. How awful would that be? You’re minding your business walking down the street and you inadvertently become the postergirl for ‘American Obesity.’ I mean I need some TV credits bad, but my butt on the nightly news is not quite what I had in mind.

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