Hating and Debating
OK, so Sarah Palin didn’t do nearly as badly as I had hoped she would. I can’t even lie… But I’m not gonna let a little thing like that stand in the way of the hateration I’ve been waiting all week to spew. She didn’t crash and burn, but she didn’t really answer the questions either. I blame Gwen Ifill.
My favorite pundit quote of the nite so far came from Harold Ford after being asked how he thought Palin performed. He said, and I quote:
Well … she had a set of answers to a set of questions. Even if those questions were not asked.
Tee hee ;) … Before the debate started, I enlisted some of my friends to send me their best “Sarah Palin B*tch, PLEASE” photos. I thought this would be fun.
It would’ve been way more fun(ny) if she had sucked worse.
Name: Me
Age: 30
Location: Washington, DC
“No really… Say ‘NU-CU-LAR’ one more time…”
Name: Dana
Age: The “new” 20
Location: Clinton, MD
Name: Roman
Age: 6 1/2 months
Location: Atlanta, GA
“I don’t even know what you’re saying, but I don’t believe you … Now what is that smell?
Name: Mo
Age: Old enough to know better
Location: Washington, DC
“This is me reacting to Sarah Palin’s mention of fighting for women’s rights. Hmmm… was she referring to her fight to overthrow Roe v. Wade?…”
Name: Kingston
Age: 6 months
Location: Washington, DC
“I am a dog and I cannot even bear to listen to your shrill ass voice.”
Name: She pleads the fizzith
Age: <, >, or = 30
Location: Atlanta, GA
“I’m going out for some Toasted Oats…’Cause this chick is trippin'”
Name: Diana
Age: 100 (according to her MySpace page)
Location: New York, NY
Debate Drinking Game
HA!
So I just got an e-mail fwd. from a friend about a fun little drinking game we can all play while watching the VP Debate tonite. I’m sure a lot of y’all have gotten it too but if you haven’t, maybe it’ll make you giggle too… The drinking rules for the Joe Biden gaffes were ok, but the Sarah Palin portion was waaaaay funnier. Among my favorites were:
When Palin claims she said “Thanks but no thanks” to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say “thanks but no thanks,” and then when no one’s looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you’re the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.
When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it’s the same thing.
Tee hee ;) I can’t wait.