OK, so Sarah Palin didn’t do nearly as badly as I had hoped she would. I can’t even lie… But I’m not gonna let a little thing like that stand in the way of the hateration I’ve been waiting all week to spew. She didn’t crash and burn, but she didn’t really answer the questions either. I blame Gwen Ifill.
My favorite pundit quote of the nite so far came from Harold Ford after being asked how he thought Palin performed. He said, and I quote:
Well … she had a set of answers to a set of questions. Even if those questions were not asked.
Tee hee ;) … Before the debate started, I enlisted some of my friends to send me their best “Sarah Palin B*tch, PLEASE” photos. I thought this would be fun.
It would’ve been way more fun(ny) if she had sucked worse.
Name: Me
Age: 30
Location: Washington, DC
“No really… Say ‘NU-CU-LAR’ one more time…”
Name: Dana
Age: The “new” 20
Location: Clinton, MD
Name: Roman
Age: 6 1/2 months
Location: Atlanta, GA
“I don’t even know what you’re saying, but I don’t believe you … Now what is that smell?
Name: Mo
Age: Old enough to know better
Location: Washington, DC
“This is me reacting to Sarah Palin’s mention of fighting for women’s rights. Hmmm… was she referring to her fight to overthrow Roe v. Wade?…”
Name: Kingston
Age: 6 months
Location: Washington, DC
“I am a dog and I cannot even bear to listen to your shrill ass voice.”
Name: She pleads the fizzith
Age: <, >, or = 30
Location: Atlanta, GA
“I’m going out for some Toasted Oats…’Cause this chick is trippin'”
Name: Diana
Age: 100 (according to her MySpace page)
Location: New York, NY
I’m just sorry mom didn’t take a picture of my “Are you f–king sh–ing me?!?” face.
Did anyone else hear her say, “fed-jrul?” I thought it was a 3-syllable word. Am I crazy or is this B*tch running for VP of Amerilaska?
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