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Erin Jackson

broken tooth

Evil Chicago Popcorn: A Collection of Haiku

Haiku No. 1

Damn Garrett’s popcorn
I ate less than a handful
Broke my tooth in two

Haiku No. 2

Now I need a crown
I can’t afford to fix it
Six hundred dollars

Haiku No. 3

AFTRA ganked my check
Like I owe back child support
I’m not the father

Haiku No. 4

Hope Obama wins
Does universal healthcare
Include dental too

September 3, 2008Barack the Vote, haiku, i hate itbroken tooth, chicago, crown, Garrett's, popcorn One comment so far
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