Haiku No. 1
Damn Garrett’s popcorn
I ate less than a handful
Broke my tooth in two
Haiku No. 2
Now I need a crown
I can’t afford to fix it
Six hundred dollars
Haiku No. 3
AFTRA ganked my check
Like I owe back child support
I’m not the father
Haiku No. 4
Hope Obama wins
Does universal healthcare
Include dental too