So yesterday I walked into a bathroom in the Charlotte airport and there was a bathroom attendant in there. I can’t tell you how much I hate bathroom attendants… Or maybe I can. I hate them. So much. I dread the canned greeting (Her’s was “Welcome to ladies clean bathroom, ladies”), the inevitable shakedown at the sink. When I walk into a bathroom and see an attendant my first reaction is to calculate how long I’ll have to hold it if I don’t go just then. And no offense, but if I was going to accept a paper towel from someone, it wouldn’t be a woman who’s been cleaning toilets for 8 hours… I’ve said all that to say I have a new least favorite thing. Check it out and let me know if you feel me.
EJ’s Least Favorite Things: Ep. 6 — Respect My Circumference
I don’t understand people who don’t understand the need for personal space.. And by “I don’t understand people who,” I mean “I hate people who.”
EJ’s Least Favorite Things: Ep. 5 — Dwyane Wade’s Ankles
I am sick of seeing them. That’s pretty much it.
EJ’s Least Favorite Things: Ep. 4 — Pop Goes the Question
Why do people ask single people when they’re going to get married? If you know I’m not engaged or seriously dating anyone, what kind of answer are you hoping for. Don’t get smacked.
EJ’s Least Favorite Things: Ep. 3 — The R. Kelly Conflict
As many of you know, I’ve been trying really hard to hate R. Kelly for the last 10 years. But I keep backsliding. I think I may have finally found a solution to wean me off of his music… Check out the video!!!
EJ’s Least Favorite Things: Ep. 2 — Disrespectful Game Gear
Episode #2 of my new web series. Fellow lady football fans, I know that you feel me.
i hope you enjoy and/or, hear what I’m saying here and heed my warning. #Amen
EJ’s Least Favorite Things: Ep. 1 — Snip, Snip
Check out my new web series “EJ’s Least Favorite Things,” where I discuss my pet peeves in hopes that some of you guys share it and will commiserate with me. This first peeve is one that has been well-documented on this blog, but it’s still damn happening. Watch and share and together, maybe we can change the world.