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Erin Jackson

Things you think, but shouldn’t say out loud…

November 18, 2008GO EAGLES!!!, i hate itDonovan McNabb, Philadelphia Eagles, things you shouldn't say out loud, tie Leave a comment

That is a very unattractive baby you have there.

So you finally decided to wax your moustache.

Everyone knows you’re bald. 

Oh and this one…

Damn, Donovan… just damn.

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