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Erin Jackson

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Things you think, but shouldn’t say out loud…

That is a very unattractive baby you have there.

So you finally decided to wax your moustache.

Everyone knows you’re bald. 

Oh and this one…

Damn, Donovan… just damn.

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A Cinco de Mayo throwback. • • • Reposted f A Cinco de Mayo throwback. • • • Reposted from @ejthecomic Whatever. Most of y'all didnt know, either. Happy #CincodeMayo
Definitely making sure I don't come back down this Definitely making sure I don't come back down this block tomorrow.
First Mondays Post-Vaccine Date Night w/ the besti First Mondays Post-Vaccine Date Night w/ the bestie. Because if you don't have anyone to take you out, take yourself out (she totally has a whole husband, but roll with it)! I am being intentional about taking nights off and making more time for the "living" part of life... she said after one damn dinner. Lolol. 😆 Thank goodness I know she'll hold me to it.
Super excited to partner with the legendary @nuyor Super excited to partner with the legendary @nuyoricanpoetscafe for the next installment in their Word Love series! This convo will feature me and two of my fave writers, comics, people: @ginayashere & @roywoodjr. We'll be talking process, editing, and whatever else comes up! It's $free.99 and I assure you gems will be dropped. Join us! Sunday, May 16th. 4pm Eastern. Streaming on Zoom, YouTube & Facebook. 🔗 Link in bio.
#TBT to backstage at the They Ready taping. It was #TBT to backstage at the They Ready taping. It was kind of a blur; I wish I'd taken more photos. Although it'd just be a bunch of ppl in masks. Lol. Have you watched all the episodes?
Happy. Happy.
❤ 📷: @cassidycomedy ❤ 📷: @cassidycomedy
Finally back to work @gothamcomedy w/ @ophirae! Ma Finally back to work @gothamcomedy w/ @ophirae! Man, I missed this place. ❤
Rep your city (township). ❤ #JerseyGirl Rep your city (township). ❤ #JerseyGirl
We haven't forgotten about them. Sadly, we've beco We haven't forgotten about them. Sadly, we've become real, real good at multitasking. I was more than happy to stop short and stand still so the older white woman who was craning her neck to read my shirt could catch it all. I tried real hard to hold her gaze but she turned away in disgust. And I wonder if she even knows who #BreonnaTaylor was, or if the first 3 words were enough... Meanwhile, I'm listening to the closing statements in the Chauvin trial and hoping against hope. Today in Blackness.
Such a fun weekend! I was stressing about doing se Such a fun weekend! I was stressing about doing seven headlining sets right out of the gate, but hooray for re-baptism by fire! So grateful to the @dcimprov for having me, and @lafayette247 and @parissashay for joining me. And to all the friends and framily who came out. Even the 4pm matinee was dope. P.S. For any of you who attended the shows: the last slide is my highway chicken. Lolol. Shut up, sticker.
Hey Instafam! I wanted to introduce you to the wor Hey Instafam! I wanted to introduce you to the world's most uncomfortable toilet. This toilet doesn't give a DAMBBBB about your comfort. This toilet came to DC for one reason, and one reason only-- to challenge The Big Chair to a duel (swipe 👈🏾 to slide 3 if you've never seen The Big Chair). All copies of the blueprints of this toilet need to be destroyed, and if time travel ever becomes a thing, my first stop will be the exact moment the designer of this toilet conceptualized this wretched contraption.
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