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Erin Jackson

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“Yeeeeeah, and let me get some of them little black motherf—s too…”

Pardon my French, but that is a DIRECT quote from the man who was standing in front of me at the Subway sandwich shop down the street from my house.

He was pointing at the olives.

You’re welcome.

April 20, 2008beautiful black people, I couldn't make this stuff up, I quit, you're a grown ass man, you're welcomeolives, Subway View all 3 comments

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