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Erin Jackson

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“Yeeeeeah, and let me get some of them little black motherf—s too…”

Pardon my French, but that is a DIRECT quote from the man who was standing in front of me at the Subway sandwich shop down the street from my house.

He was pointing at the olives.

You’re welcome.

April 20, 2008beautiful black people, I couldn't make this stuff up, I quit, you're a grown ass man, you're welcomeolives, Subway View all 3 comments

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I loves Mia Jackson. God knows I do. But somebody I loves Mia Jackson. God knows I do. But somebody needs to go by her house and take away her Photoshop! We have a show THIS FRIDAY in the @dcimprov Virtual Lounge. Ticket link in bio. Get you some! I can only hope to be as hilarious as this photo(s). Booker T, she made a gang of these...
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Was just going thru some stuff in the back of my o Was just going thru some stuff in the back of my old comedy scrapbook and I found a birthday card from the guy I was seeing when I started comedy back in '04. He encouraged me to try it and then we stopped seeing each other soon after. I remember being so sad because he was dope. But I know I met him so I could find comedy. Reason, season, lifetime, y'all. Everybody in your life ain't for forever but one of them might be the key to finding yours. Side note: my birthday gift that year was seeing @chrisrock tape "Never Scared" at Constitution Hall. 'Twas a good ass birthday.
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Hadn't been inside a comedy club in 11 months. Fel Hadn't been inside a comedy club in 11 months. Felt nice to be home. Now, I gotta go back to my home-home and scrub it off. Please wear your masks so I can have a job again.
My folks are fully vaccinated! 🙌🏾. I haven't My folks are fully vaccinated! 🙌🏾. I haven't seen them since 2019 and I can't wait to visit them. Once I get a vaccine. Whenever my number is called. Because I understand the concept of WAITING MY TURN!!!!! Unlike Meghan friggin McCain. Imagine feeling so entitled you said some chit like she did out loud on national TV... I can't even. I miss these two.
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