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Erin Jackson

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“Yeeeeeah, and let me get some of them little black motherf—s too…”

Pardon my French, but that is a DIRECT quote from the man who was standing in front of me at the Subway sandwich shop down the street from my house.

He was pointing at the olives.

You’re welcome.

April 20, 2008beautiful black people, I couldn't make this stuff up, I quit, you're a grown ass man, you're welcomeolives, Subway View all 3 comments

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Such a treat opening for this boss who also happen Such a treat opening for this boss who also happens to be my boss! Bethesda and Red Bank, y'all were awesome! Have I mentioned that I love my jobs? 'Cause I do. I really do. ❀
About last night. These jawns comfy. About last night. These jawns comfy.
Despite all the everything, 2021 still managed to Despite all the everything, 2021 still managed to be pretty damned cool. Here are a few of my fave images from this year. Me w/ Her Readiness πŸ‘ΈπŸ½ (1), a regular-ass dinner but I felt cute (2), ABC's Soul of a Nation w/ Sunny Hostin (3), my face on a TIMES FREAKING SQUARE BILLBOARD (4), fully vaxxed and back to work (5-6), quality time w/ my day one (7), first day of school (8), self-care (9). Excited to see what 2022 is talking about. Hap-Happiest New Year to you all and thanks so much for rocking with me!
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My Secret Santa gifted me these Dirty Dancing Funk My Secret Santa gifted me these Dirty Dancing Funkos and I know I've probably been happier in my life; I just can't remember when. They are perfection!
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  • about 4 days agoIf you live in or around DC, tell a friend to tell a friend that I'll be @dcimprov Feb. 11-12! You can also just co… https://t.co/GUGX0rpRDC
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  • about 5 days agoDown goes Frazier. Way to rally, #Rams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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