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Erin Jackson

olives

“Yeeeeeah, and let me get some of them little black motherf—s too…”

Pardon my French, but that is a DIRECT quote from the man who was standing in front of me at the Subway sandwich shop down the street from my house.

He was pointing at the olives.

You’re welcome.

April 20, 2008beautiful black people, I couldn't make this stuff up, I quit, you're a grown ass man, you're welcomeolives, Subway View all 3 comments

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Now, I wanna fight his English teacher. Now, I wanna fight his English teacher.
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  • about 1 day agoHis Bumble profile said he was into going to target, shooting movies and the beach. And I was like omg, I love the… https://t.co/6dDc4DRbGZ
  • about 4 days agoSomebody remind me to never again cook anything on broil (or use the oven at all?) when it's 90+ degrees. That’s ce… https://t.co/10FaqKdUBC
  • about 7 days ago"Jesus know what we're thinking. He's like a X-Man." 🤣🤣🤣 I love Kim's Convenience so hard.
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