What’s more important: your marriage or your bikini body? When you’re trying to lose weight, you have to set priorities.
Is it wrong that whenever I see a car with two or more flat tires I assume it belongs to a cheating man? A friend of mine informed me that if all four tires are slashed, insurance pays for the replacement tires — so if you’re looking to maximize your revenge you should slash just three tires.
Yeah… not sure she and I can hang out anymore.