One of my very best friends — and comedy road dawg — just moved to L.A., and I’m sad… Some of my other friends tried to make me feel better by saying things like, “Hey, it’s only a plane ride away,” and “L.A. isn’t that far,” and it would have worked, except I’m not an idiot. Los Angeles IS far. It’s about as far as you can go from here without a passport… And it’s 2006, EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD is only a plane ride away. That doesn’t make it any better. Boo hoo hoo.