It was like 90+ degrees today in D.C. and the air conditioner was broken in my church. I was alright for the first half-hour or so, but after that I was just sweating like crazy. I was like, “I’m leaving. I CANNOT take this…” Now for those of you who are judging me, understand… I’m Baptist… We STAY in church all day. I was about to make my move, but then I thought about it… if nothing else I’ve ever done has damned me to hell already, leaving church because the A/C is broken should just about do it. Short story shorter, I stayed thru the end of the service, cuz from what I hear hell is hotter than 90 degrees.