I was watching the news this morning and they were talking about lengthening the deer hunting season in Maryland because the deer population is getting out of control. And I rolled my eyes at the TV… Really, I’m gonna need people who kill deer for sport to stop saying they do it to control the deer population. Keep it real, son. Y’all just like to pop off. And there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s your constitutional right to own guns and murder wildlife. Just own up to it and stop acting like you’re doing the rest of us a favor. The beef industry doesn’t pretend to murder cows because they won’t stop having sex. They do it because cows taste delicious. And they stand behind it.
And if the issue really is population control, isn’t there a better way than shooting the deer? Maybe a deer birth control patch or something. All I’m saying is its a slippery slope… So watch out <<insert stereotypically hypersexual ethnic group>>. You may be next.
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