Happy to see you

Get it? Cause there’s a banana in my pocket… Yeah.

Yesterday I chose a banana as my in-flight snack on my Kansas City to Memphis flight. But I fell asleep and didn’t eat it on the plane so I put it in my pocket as I was getting off the plane. It wasn’t until I boarded my connection that I realized I’d been walking around for an hour and half with it in my pocket. When you realize you’ve been walking around for hours with a banana in your pocket, you have to take a picture of it. You also have to make a really lame, obvious joke.

I apologize guys. It won’t happen again.

Pee-pee Toms

So I’m in Kansas City working at the Improv this weekend. And before my first show tonite I had to run to the little girls room. Well, when I went into the stall and shut the door, what do I see but my good buddy Vince Morris staring down at me!

I’ve known Vince since my first months in comedy. And he’s one of my very best friends…

Me and VinnyV

But that doesn’t mean I’m comfortable tinkling in front of him. I love that the club and adjoining restaurant do such a good job promoting the upcoming acts, but this one was a little much for me. I couldn’t concentrate. I had to change stalls. On the door of the next stall I entered was Tommy Davidson. Also a little weird — not because I know him so well, but more because of the way he was smiling…

Every stall = Different dude.

Let’s just say I will be using a different bathroom tomorrow.