I understand now how people become alcoholics… And if you’re a Philadelphia Eagles fan and you watched tonite’s game vs. Dallas, you understand too… I’m a Philly fan… die hard… and right now I feel like curling up on the sofa with a bottle of JD and crying myself to sleep. Love McNabb… Love him… And I admire him for playing thru the pain, but he’s gotta get healthy b/c his injuries are hurting the whole team… Shoot, I think I have a sports hernia now… I know this isn’t really “news” but I just wanted to post this so that when I make it big and the producers of my E! True Hollywood Story are trying to determine the root cause of my reckless, self-destructive behavior, y’all can point them here and let them know that Monday Night Football is to blame.