OK, please don’t read any further until you’ve actually watched the video.
Exhale… OK so if you’re not familiar with Reh Dogg, I’m going to have to beg you to get familiar. Most of you know of my love for Samwell (click here and here), and I will never cheat on him… but Reh Dogg is an internet phenom that cannot be ignored. He barely speaks English but he is for real clowning Tammie Starr — whoever the hell she is. Did you catch the photo cut out of her face floating across the screen?… From what I can ascertain she’s a bitch and whore. And she apparently slept with him, got pregnant and had twins and says they’re his, but he doesn’t believe her. Now, I don’t know who this woman is, and she may very well be a bitch and a whore, but I find it hard to believe that she or any other woman would falsely claim Reh Dogg was the father of her children. But you know what they say–one woman’s garbage…
The thing is, his ‘lyrics’ are so brutal. I swear he’s like the corny, nerdy kid everyone underestimated when they were playing the dozens in grade school, and then he started ripping on you, got way too personal and made you cry. “That’s why your daddy left your crippled ass mama with 6 kids and y’all on welfare and…”
Oh wait, I’ve said too much…
Anyway Reh Dogg has a bunch of other ‘songs’ on youtube so check him out. I need to hear Tammie Starr’s rebuttal track. Now. Oh gosh, just look at this dude. I’m out.