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Erin Jackson

tofurkey

On breaking up with chicken: A Collection of Haiku

Beloved chicken
I don’t believe what they say
You wouldn’t hurt me

But I really want
To get better without drugs
No meat for EJ

I bought tofurkey
It will never take your place
A bad impostor

Maybe one day soon
We can be reunited
Arthritis sucks balls

February 26, 2014arthritis, haiku, i hate italkaline diet, chicken, tofurkey Leave a comment

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