A lady left this note on my rental car the other day. It was an electric blue Sonata. I almost called her and asked her to make me an offer.
But seriously folks, who does this? I was wondering if she was inquiring as an individual… or did she work for one of those “we’ll buy your crappy old car or house” companies? Was she a fan of Hyundai’s in general, or did this herblistenous color just speak to her? And how often does this work for her? Funny you should ask… Yes, I would like to sell my sole means of transportation. Come on, lady! I was in LA parked in the deck at the Hollywood & Highland Center. Who doesn’t need a car in LA? And unless you’re a complete idiot, what you were going to pay me for it couldn’t buy me anything more than an older model of this very car. Someone needs to tell this lady that it doesn’t work this way. You either go to a used car lot, Carmax, etc. or you wait until you see a car with a “for-sale” sign in the windshield. Then you hit them with an offer.
I wonder if she tries to buy everything that way… Just walking around making people offers on stuff they’re already using.
“You interested in selling that outift?”
“Yo, can I cop the other half of your sandwich?”
“Give me a ring if you wanna sell your crib…”
Stop being lazy, and take yo’ behind to Macy’s/Subway/Remax.
I’m kinda curious how much I could have gotten out of her. I should have at least called. Maybe I still can…