The Category: Things that should not be sold at Lane Bryant

The Question: What are leopard ‘skinny’ jeans?

Some things just shouldn’t exist in a size 28. I mean, I’m not really fond of leopard bottoms in any size. But this was an LB in Jersey (#AllLeopardEverything), so I understood. But just because you can make these jeans doesn’t mean you should. And just because you can fit them doesn’t mean you should buy them… Do you hear me, sistren? We know better. And when you know better, you do what, Oprah?

Thanks for the lesson, Maya.

Also, who are we fooling by calling these “skinny jeans?”

I’m puffy so I can say that.

The end.