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Erin Jackson

I’m 31 dammit!

AARP?… WTH?

Ummm, can someone please explain to me why I got an AARP card in the mail?

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No seriously, is this some kind of joke?

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“Make the most of life after 50?” Yeah, I’ll be sure to do that. In 20 years.

Boo hiss. I’m so confused.

Did someone steal my identity? Who thinks I’m 50?  Are they trying to tell me I need to retire? I need a drink.

February 27, 2010I couldn't make this stuff up, i hate itAARP, I'm 31 dammit!, old, retired, senior citizen Leave a comment

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