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Erin Jackson

choke hold

I blame Vince McMahon

Apparently there is someone who is more dedicated to CVS than I am.

*Waves white flag*

Dude, you win.

No charges have been filed because apparently the employee was just trying to subdue him. His choke hold was just ‘too effective.’ Such a shame.

May 13, 2010CVSchoke hold, CVS, strangle, toothpaste, Vince McMahon Leave a comment

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