UPDATE: OK I lied because I didn’t see it the first go-round… My favorite part of this site is the FAQ. No really, I cried. Take THAT, Slanket!!!
Could I use a Slanket?
Are you serious? Only if you regularly drink RC Cola and intend to use supermarket-brand condoms .
How does the Snuggie react to bodily fluids?
This is absolutely hilarious. My friend David sent this to me and I almost choked. I’m sure some of y’all have seen this already, but given my affinity (some might call it an ‘obsession’) for the Snuggie, it was especially hilarious to me.
Here’s one of the Snuggie Sutra positions, complete with description:
Source: TheSnuggieSutra.com (Go this website. Now.)
More than the actual ‘positions’ I think my favorite part of the site is the header:Â “You have a Snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable.” Hahaha… and here I thought my Snug-session was what was preventing me from having sex…
They should make this into a coffee table book. And then I could buy it. And put it on the coffee table in my living room right next to my Snuggies — subliminal messaging for all the sexy menfolk that stop by to visit me.
In my dreams.