LAUNDROMAT GUY: You need to buy a card from that machine to use our washers. It only takes $5 bills.

ME: But I looked you up online and since you’re called “Mary’s Coin Laundry I went to the bank across the street with my two $5 bills and got a roll of quarters.

LG: Yeah Mary’s Coin Laundry is just the name.

ME: But you get how it’s misleading?

LG: Yeah I guess.

ME: Well can you change this roll of quarters for two fives?

LG: I don’t think I can.

ME: You don’t think…?

The title of this blog is a callback to one of my old bits. Also, I quit human beings.

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