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Erin Jackson

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I hate math

The word ‘mammogram’ sounds like geometry. I hated geometry.

January 2, 2008i hate iti hate it, mammograms, math Leave a comment

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Had another great weekend working with THE @iamwan Had another great weekend working with THE @iamwandasykes! Albany & Tarrytown -- you guys were amazing! Thanks for being so kind. And I'm so glad my bestie got to join us for a night. ❀ 'Til next time!
New look EJ! Somebody got her hair blown out today New look EJ! Somebody got her hair blown out today... . . . . . . . . . Sike, I look the same.
DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm coming back to you and I DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm coming back to you and I can't wait! Last year we could only have 50 of you per show. This year we're back in full effect! 🀞🏾🀞🏾🀞🏾 So, grab some tickets and your vax cards (it's the law) and come laugh with us!
Such a treat opening for this boss who also happen Such a treat opening for this boss who also happens to be my boss! Bethesda and Red Bank, y'all were awesome! Have I mentioned that I love my jobs? 'Cause I do. I really do. ❀
About last night. These jawns comfy. About last night. These jawns comfy.
Despite all the everything, 2021 still managed to Despite all the everything, 2021 still managed to be pretty damned cool. Here are a few of my fave images from this year. Me w/ Her Readiness πŸ‘ΈπŸ½ (1), a regular-ass dinner but I felt cute (2), ABC's Soul of a Nation w/ Sunny Hostin (3), my face on a TIMES FREAKING SQUARE BILLBOARD (4), fully vaxxed and back to work (5-6), quality time w/ my day one (7), first day of school (8), self-care (9). Excited to see what 2022 is talking about. Hap-Happiest New Year to you all and thanks so much for rocking with me!
Guys...? I have an Android and I like it. But I go Guys...? I have an Android and I like it. But I got so much crap this fall for introducing green bubbles into a work group chat that I dressed up as "π™©π™π™š π™œπ™§π™€π™ͺπ™₯ π™˜π™π™–π™© π™žπ™› 𝙄 𝙗𝙀π™ͺπ™œπ™π™© 𝙖𝙣 π™žπ™‹π™π™€π™£π™š" for Halloween (shout out to @miacomedy for the inspiration). I couldn't believe this (πŸ‘ˆπŸΎsecond slide) was a thing people actually cared about. But I can see now that y'all are really for real. Can we discuss?
Gimme six feet. Now and forever. Gimme six feet. Now and forever.
Because the wall made it feel Christmas-y. Because the wall made it feel Christmas-y.
My Secret Santa gifted me these Dirty Dancing Funk My Secret Santa gifted me these Dirty Dancing Funkos and I know I've probably been happier in my life; I just can't remember when. They are perfection!
Reunited and it feels so good! Me and πŸŽ…πŸΎ Boo Reunited and it feels so good! Me and πŸŽ…πŸΎ Boo are vaxxed and boosted and full of holiday cheer! It's not our best pic, but hey -- it's been a long year. #HappyHolidays to you and yours. And for those of you who may be new here, check the hashtags. It's a whole thing. #EJandSanta #EJandSantaBoo
Had the best time in LA joining my #TheUpshaws fam Had the best time in LA joining my #TheUpshaws family in person. Finally! All season long I've been Max Headroom on a screen in the writers' room. Can't wait to come back out! We've got some hilarious chit coming your way for Season 2. Can't wait to share it with y'all! And the cherry on top of everything was randomly catching up with @whatsupmari0 on the other side of the country! So fun! So long, LA. <whisper>Tony! Toni! TonΓ©! lied about you.</whisper>
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  • about 1 day agoIf you live in or around DC, tell a friend to tell a friend that I'll be @dcimprov Feb. 11-12! You can also just co… https://t.co/GUGX0rpRDC
  • about 2 days agoThat Bills/Chiefs game was what it would look like if Marvel produced the NFL.
  • about 2 days agoDown goes Frazier. Way to rally, #Rams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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