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Erin Jackson

math

I hate math

The word ‘mammogram’ sounds like geometry. I hated geometry.

January 2, 2008i hate iti hate it, mammograms, math Leave a comment

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Was just going thru an envelope of photos (remembe Was just going thru an envelope of photos (remember developing photos???) in the back of my old comedy scrapbook and I found a birthday card. I was wondering how it ended up in there and then saw it was from the guy I was seeing when I started comedy. He encouraged me to give it a try and then we stopped seeing each other soon after. I remember being so sad because he was dope. He still is. Also, he's married with a gang of kids lol... But clearly I met him so I could find comedy. He's still never been to a live show, but my life wouldn't be what it is were it not for him. Reason, season, lifetime, y'all. Everybody in your life ain't for forever but one of them might be the key to finding yours. Side note: my birthday gift that year was seeing @chrisrock tape "Never Scared" at Constitution Hall. 'Twas a good ass birthday.
I apologize in advance. πŸŽΆπŸ”Š I apologize in advance. πŸŽΆπŸ”Š
Hadn't been inside a comedy club in 11 months. Fel Hadn't been inside a comedy club in 11 months. Felt nice to be home. Now, I gotta go back to my home-home and scrub it off. Please wear your masks so I can have a job again.
My folks are fully vaccinated! πŸ™ŒπŸΎ. I haven't My folks are fully vaccinated! πŸ™ŒπŸΎ. I haven't seen them since 2019 and I can't wait to visit them. Once I get a vaccine. Whenever my number is called. Because I understand the concept of WAITING MY TURN!!!!! Unlike Meghan friggin McCain. Imagine feeling so entitled you said some chit like she did out loud on national TV... I can't even. I miss these two.
Asking for an old-ass friend. Asking for an old-ass friend.
*Attn: bad guys: It's not in her carry-on. β€’ β€’ *Attn: bad guys: It's not in her carry-on. β€’ β€’ β€’ This is how you set somebody up to get robbed. Be careful down there @aoc!!! πŸ†πŸ‘ΈβœŠπŸΎβ€
#TBT to that one time I caught the whole They Read #TBT to that one time I caught the whole They Ready Season 2 Crew (minus Tiffany) in one photo! Go watch every single one of these specials if you haven't already!
Lusty Chuckles is my new stripper name. Lusty Chuckles is my new stripper name.
Just finished chopping it up with the homie @iamde Just finished chopping it up with the homie @iamdeanedwards on his IG Live show. Head on over to his page to check out the replay.
All fresh-faced and nowhere to go. All fresh-faced and nowhere to go.
Hey, y'all! Join me and my hilarious bro and They Hey, y'all! Join me and my hilarious bro and They Ready castmate, @iamdeanedwards as we chop it up Monday night at 11p Eastern on his IG Live show! There shall be be shenanigans and hopefully he'll share some hair care tips, too, bc he is also #hairgoals. Lol. See y'all!
Hey, y'all! πŸ‘‹πŸΎβ€ Hey, y'all! πŸ‘‹πŸΎβ€
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