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Erin Jackson

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Pep Boys doesn’t heart Kobe Bryant

I saw this sign the other day at the cash register at the Pep Boys not far from my house:

I almost hollered when I saw this... I didn't know Black folks used the word 'tool'

I almost hollered when I saw this... I didn't know Black folks used the word 'tool'

Guess they don’t think so highly of Kobe Bryant in this establishment.

Pep Boys on Marlboro Pike, Forestville, MD. Please shop there.

The end.

August 5, 2009a picture is worth..., I couldn't make this stuff up, i heart itcash register, Kobe Bryant, Pep Boys, tool One comment so far

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I wrote this for Comedy Central's current events s I wrote this for Comedy Central's current events show just before baby Archie was born because, like everybody Black, I understood that his existence (more specifically, his complexion) would absolutely be an issue for that awful ass institution. Oprah's "WHAT????" wasn't disbelief that the conversation was had, just that it was had with Meghan and/or Harry directly. Auntie O ain't new to this. Thank God Meghan, Harry and babies are out of that mess and safe and healthy. Cancel the monarchy. Sounds like everybody in it is miserable anyhow.
A year later and we still ashy. • • • Repos A year later and we still ashy. • • • Reposted from @ejthecomic A brief message from our sponsors about #coronavirus and racial solidarity.
Scheduling an intervention for @miacomedy right no Scheduling an intervention for @miacomedy right now. Is there rehab for Photoshop addiction??? P.S. I love it.
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Such a fun day! Thank you for my face @elenamigli Such a fun day! Thank you for my face @elenamiglino! ❤
I loves Mia Jackson. God knows I do. But somebody I loves Mia Jackson. God knows I do. But somebody needs to go by her house and take away her Photoshop! We have a show THIS FRIDAY in the @dcimprov Virtual Lounge. Ticket link in bio. Get you some! I can only hope to be as hilarious as this photo(s). Booker T, she made a gang of these...
I will never not laugh. 🤣🤣 Looking forward t I will never not laugh. 🤣🤣 Looking forward to the sequel this Friday!
Where my fellow reggae lovers at??!?!?Who's coming Where my fellow reggae lovers at??!?!?Who's coming with me tonite to see to Beres (& Buju & Marcia Griffiths & who knows who else)?!?! I try to see him every time he's local and we couldn't last summer because obviously... Thank you for this @bereshammond!
Was just going thru some stuff in the back of my o Was just going thru some stuff in the back of my old comedy scrapbook and I found a birthday card from the guy I was seeing when I started comedy back in '04. He encouraged me to try it and then we stopped seeing each other soon after. I remember being so sad because he was dope. But I know I met him so I could find comedy. Reason, season, lifetime, y'all. Everybody in your life ain't for forever but one of them might be the key to finding yours. Side note: my birthday gift that year was seeing @chrisrock tape "Never Scared" at Constitution Hall. 'Twas a good ass birthday.
I apologize in advance. 🎶🔊 I apologize in advance. 🎶🔊
Hadn't been inside a comedy club in 11 months. Fel Hadn't been inside a comedy club in 11 months. Felt nice to be home. Now, I gotta go back to my home-home and scrub it off. Please wear your masks so I can have a job again.
My folks are fully vaccinated! 🙌🏾. I haven't My folks are fully vaccinated! 🙌🏾. I haven't seen them since 2019 and I can't wait to visit them. Once I get a vaccine. Whenever my number is called. Because I understand the concept of WAITING MY TURN!!!!! Unlike Meghan friggin McCain. Imagine feeling so entitled you said some chit like she did out loud on national TV... I can't even. I miss these two.
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  • about 23 hours agoI wrote this for @standup's topical news show just b4 baby Archie was born because I, like everybody Black, knew hi… https://t.co/sKNv7Omwan
  • about 1 day agoThat potential recessive gene had them Royals shook!
  • about 1 day agoThinking I should put on a pot of tea to sip while Meghan spills the tea on the British royals. That's the only appropriate beverage, yes?
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