The BEST description of the WORST breath ever

So I’m listening to reruns of the Steve Harvey Morning Show’s Strawberry Letter 23 — which if you’re not familiar is their relationship/advice segment. Well, a guy wrote in and said that he just found out a girl he is falling for has extremely bad breath… He described it as:

a poo-poo, hot garbage, vinegar and chitterling cocktail.

That is the best thing I have ever heard. I’m still laughing so hard I can barely type. That sounds intestinal.

Poor thing. Either take her to the doctor, or get out of Dodge, but that cannot be allowed to continue.