I wish I could be this funny on purpose

From time to time I’ll get invited to do fundraisers for little to zero pay, and because I have good home training and a desire to get into Heaven, I’ll agree. Yesterday I was asked to headline an event for Planned Parenthood this coming February. I’ve got enough booked for February to make ends meet and it’s on an off nite so I told them I’d be happy to do it. They were excited to have me and informed me, apologetically:

“We can’t pay you, but you’re more than welcome to sell your merchandise after the event.”

Now… If you don’t understand why that’s hilarious, you should probably watch this video:

Yeah… I couldn’t make stuff like that up. Life, FTW.

P.S. If you’re new to the blog, this is the story behind the t-shirt.