I see you driving ’round town with the girl I love and I’m like…

So I was in the beauty supply store buying a new flat iron when my eyes were assaulted by this:

I couldn’t believe the nice old Asian man who owns this store would sell something like this. I’m tempted to pay someone to go in there and buy it so I can videotape it.

I bet this is what Cee-Lo smells like.